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<the satirical anti-eBay rant You are a stupid cocksucker.
You know, I’ve never met a stupid cocksucker. They always know exactly where to find it. BTW, do you pronounce your name F-r-i-k-a-y or C-l-u-e-l-e-s-s? Loren
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– Hide quoted text — Show quoted text – It was bound to happen. The latest fee increase is nothing more than discrimination against minorities, the people who like eBay and find the fees reasonable. I started selling on eBay over five years ago and had nothing but success. Auctions closing with BIN in a 24-hour average, buyers paying more for used items than they can get the same item for new, and built up a massive client list of customers I still sell to today off-eBay. Things have changed so drastically that I find myself hating eBay! I just can’t believe how badly eBay treats their sellers. I’m quitting eBay and never listing anything on their again! I compiled a short list of things I really hate about eBay. I’m sure many will agree.
<snip Damn! You really had me going there. After a couple of paragraphs I was positively burning up. Now I feel like an idjit.
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It was bound to happen. The latest fee increase is nothing more than discrimination against minorities, the people who like eBay and find the fees reasonable.
So we have a new minority? Who, the irrational whiners? I started selling on eBay over five years ago and had nothing but success. Auctions closing with BIN in a 24-hour average, buyers paying more for used items than they can get the same item for new,
Oh I see, this is pure satire. My biggest gripe is wasting 10-minutes to take a picture of the item and write a description then getting e-mail from a previous customer wanting to buy every one I have.
Like I said, satire. Or a pure fool.
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Like I said, satire. Or a pure fool.
Whoooooosh!
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Like I said, satire. Or a pure fool. Whoooooosh!
Yep. Good post. A humbling is a good thing.
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It was bound to happen. The latest fee increase is nothing more than discrimination against minorities, the people who like eBay and find the fees reasonable.
Minorities shouldn’t be selling on eBay. In fact, I think you should be sued. I am also directing supernews to cancel your account.
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– Hide quoted text — Show quoted text – It was bound to happen. The latest fee increase is nothing more than discrimination against minorities, the people who like eBay and find the fees reasonable. I started selling on eBay over five years ago and had nothing but success. Auctions closing with BIN in a 24-hour average, buyers paying more for used items than they can get the same item for new, and built up a massive client list of customers I still sell to today off-eBay. Things have changed so drastically that I find myself hating eBay! I just can’t believe how badly eBay treats their sellers. I’m quitting eBay and never listing anything on their again! I compiled a short list of things I really hate about eBay. I’m sure many will agree. My biggest gripe is wasting 10-minutes to take a picture of the item and write a description then getting e-mail from a previous customer wanting to buy every one I have. This is partially my fault for e-mailing my previous customers and informing them I have seven pallets of new in the box printers up for sale. It’s not fair that eBay sent great customers my way. Now I have ten minutes of my life stolen and a wasted picture and description loaded in TurboLister. http://snipurl.com/ce5q My second gripe is all the worldwide exposure my items get. I can’t stand having the whole world see my merchandise and bid on it. You see I only want to sell to the continental US. This is where eBay should build a wall and close the borders. Another item that plucks my nerve is paying for a 5 or 7-day auction and some bonehead BINs and buys my item in 12-24 hours. I feel eBay should prorate the difference and partially refund my listing fees for not using up all 5 or 7 days. This is highway robbery. Above all, I really hate these freaking criminally and insanely low fees eBay charges me for quickly moving my merchandise. I don’t think it fair eBay delivers such a high sell-thru rate for their sellers. If eBay doesn’t immediately change their discriminating practices I will be forced to list on overstock.com and file a class action suit. A disgruntled eBay seller
What really gets me pissed is when I’m listing some items with BIN. Right after listing, I go to My Ebay to look at the selling list and one item is not there. I had sold already! I bought an old 1977 stereo receiver at a garage sale in 1987 for $30. I used it for all this time, still works perfect. Sold it last Spring for $150. Bought a Yashica T4 Super compact 35mm camera for $150. Used it for 4 years and sold it on ebay for $156. A few years back I wanted a Pentax 50mm f/1.8 lens. They all got bids and were going for $55-75. Found one on a Ricoh camera. The seller did not mention Pentax in the title. I got the lens and a working camera for $36 shipped. Oh, and the lens was in practically new condition. Yep, all this angers me so.
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It was bound to happen. The latest fee increase is nothing more than discrimination against minorities, the people who like eBay and find the fees reasonable. Minorities shouldn’t be selling on eBay. In fact, I think you should be sued. I am also directing supernews to cancel your account.
<YAWN Rita
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What really gets me pissed is when I’m listing some items with BIN. Right after listing, I go to My Ebay to look at the selling list and one item is not there. I had sold already!
Yep, I know the feeling. This happens to me as well. This is an indication you have buyers actively watching your auctions. I do this with sellers that post items of interest. It’s easier to use bookmarks instead of "watch list" for this. I bought an old 1977 stereo receiver at a garage sale in 1987 for $30. I used it for all this time, still works perfect. Sold it last Spring for $150. Bought a Yashica T4 Super compact 35mm camera for $150. Used it for 4 years and sold it on ebay for $156. A few years back I wanted a Pentax 50mm f/1.8 lens. They all got bids and were going for $55-75. Found one on a Ricoh camera. The seller did not mention Pentax in the title. I got the lens and a working camera for $36 shipped. Oh, and the lens was in practically new condition.
You can never go wrong buying used merchandise and using it for a while and selling it. It’s like having free rent of the item. Yep, all this angers me so.
This has me pissed as well. I think I’m going to open an account on overstock.com tomorrow. Rita
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It was bound to happen.
I agree! As surely as the sun will rise, someone with the mistaken idea that they were clever was bound to attempt a "satire" of eBay complaints and come off looking like the utterly talentless hack that they are. By the way, are you Daniel J. Levine or did you get his permission to use "disgruntled.com" for an email address or did you also show your astounding brain power by using a TLD which is registered and belongs to someone else?
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It was bound to happen. I agree! As surely as the sun will rise, someone with the mistaken idea that they were clever was bound to attempt a "satire" of eBay complaints and come off looking like the utterly talentless hack that they are.
LOL! You’re lucky this was an open-mic show and you weren’t charged a cover. Any and all complaints should be directed to the shipping & receiving department, as the complaint department is temporarily unavailable due to overload. All characters portrayed in this show are fictitious and bear no resemblance to anyone or anything living or dead. Rita — http://www.geocities.com/ritaberk2003/
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– Hide quoted text — Show quoted text – It was bound to happen. The latest fee increase is nothing more than discrimination against minorities, the people who like eBay and find the fees reasonable. I started selling on eBay over five years ago and had nothing but success. Auctions closing with BIN in a 24-hour average, buyers paying more for used items than they can get the same item for new, and built up a massive client list of customers I still sell to today off-eBay. Things have changed so drastically that I find myself hating eBay! I just can’t believe how badly eBay treats their sellers. I’m quitting eBay and never listing anything on their again! I compiled a short list of things I really hate about eBay. I’m sure many will agree. My biggest gripe is wasting 10-minutes to take a picture of the item and write a description then getting e-mail from a previous customer wanting to buy every one I have. This is partially my fault for e-mailing my previous customers and informing them I have seven pallets of new in the box printers up for sale. It’s not fair that eBay sent great customers my way. Now I have ten minutes of my life stolen and a wasted picture and description loaded in TurboLister. http://snipurl.com/ce5q My second gripe is all the worldwide exposure my items get. I can’t stand having the whole world see my merchandise and bid on it. You see I only want to sell to the continental US. This is where eBay should build a wall and close the borders. Another item that plucks my nerve is paying for a 5 or 7-day auction and some bonehead BINs and buys my item in 12-24 hours. I feel eBay should prorate the difference and partially refund my listing fees for not using up all 5 or 7 days. This is highway robbery. Above all, I really hate these freaking criminally and insanely low fees eBay charges me for quickly moving my merchandise. I don’t think it fair eBay delivers such a high sell-thru rate for their sellers. If eBay doesn’t immediately change their discriminating practices I will be forced to list on overstock.com and file a class action suit. A disgruntled eBay seller
You are a stupid cocksucker. You should have your balls cut off, and if you have any children they should be sterilized so that they can’t reproduce either.
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It was bound to happen. The latest fee increase is nothing more than discrimination against minorities, the people who like eBay and find the fees reasonable. I started selling on eBay over five years ago and had nothing but success. Auctions closing with BIN in a 24-hour average, buyers paying more for used items than they can get the same item for new, and built up a massive client list of customers I still sell to today off-eBay. Things have changed so drastically that I find myself hating eBay! I just can’t believe how badly eBay treats their sellers. I’m quitting eBay and never listing anything on their again! I compiled a short list of things I really hate about eBay. I’m sure many will agree. My biggest gripe is wasting 10-minutes to take a picture of the item and write a description then getting e-mail from a previous customer wanting to buy every one I have. This is partially my fault for e-mailing my previous customers and informing them I have seven pallets of new in the box printers up for sale. It’s not fair that eBay sent great customers my way. Now I have ten minutes of my life stolen and a wasted picture and description loaded in TurboLister. http://snipurl.com/ce5q My second gripe is all the worldwide exposure my items get. I can’t stand having the whole world see my merchandise and bid on it. You see I only want to sell to the continental US. This is where eBay should build a wall and close the borders. Another item that plucks my nerve is paying for a 5 or 7-day auction and some bonehead BINs and buys my item in 12-24 hours. I feel eBay should prorate the difference and partially refund my listing fees for not using up all 5 or 7 days. This is highway robbery. Above all, I really hate these freaking criminally and insanely low fees eBay charges me for quickly moving my merchandise. I don’t think it fair eBay delivers such a high sell-thru rate for their sellers. If eBay doesn’t immediately change their discriminating practices I will be forced to list on overstock.com and file a class action suit. A disgruntled eBay seller
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